[Timely bump from 2007…] Onion did a spin on what might happen if the Tour had a new division for clean riders. A new blue jersey, *maillot propre*, would go to the best clean rider… and there’d be a whole contingent going for the *lanterne naturelle*. What’s it like to race the Tour clean, with no drugs, doping, EPO, etc.? Find out here… This story is full of insider lingo—it’s authentic—the Onion knows the Tour! If you’re a bike nut you’ll be ROFLMAO, or however that goes.
https://www.theonion.com/content/news/non_doping_cyclists_finish_tour_de
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